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Supermarkets To Replace Half Price Offers With 'Buy One Get Automatic Instant Compensation Back At The Till' Deals 25 Aug 2013 | 11:25 pm
Supermarkets To Replace Half Price Offers With 'Buy One Get Automatic Instant Compensation Back At The Till' Deals In a bold new development, Tescos are to stop doing half price deals and change them...
Letters To The Editor 21 Aug 2013 | 07:29 pm
Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Thank heavens someone has taken the first Royal baby photos of George. I was beginning to think they had forgotten all about it. Yours, Shelly Nutsford http://www.t...
Letters To The Editor 18 Aug 2013 | 11:16 pm
Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Further to your excellent article "Angwy Wossy Fwires Pwoducer" I must protest at your sneering at people with a speech disorder. If I was speaking this letter, inste...
Letters To The Editor 14 Aug 2013 | 07:22 pm
Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Well done Ed Milliband for making fun of being hit in the head with an egg. I massage an egg into my hair every day for extra body and shine- my hair has never looked...
Crabs Saved More Human Lives Last Year Than Dolphins, Says Numbers 12 Aug 2013 | 12:58 am
Crabs have pipped dolphins to being humans best friends, after saving more humans from drowning, according to new numbers just released. http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2013/08/11August.htm
Barry Manilow To Be Parachuted In To Sort Out Gibraltar Dispute, Says Hague 8 Aug 2013 | 12:08 pm
Ballad crooner and living legend Barry Manilow has agreed to help mediate between Gibraltar and Spain using the method of song, we have been told by the Foreign Office. http://www.thevoiceofreason.co...
"Let Me Get My Hands On Those F&$king Darleks" Shouts Malcolm Tucker As He Is Named New Dr Who 5 Aug 2013 | 12:22 am
The BBC has received over 500 complaints after Malcolm Tucker screamed insults at Darleks, threatening to wrap their "f**king pointy thing round their non existent c**ty necks", on live television las...
Singing In A High Pitched Voice 'Better Than A Brisk Walk' 1 Aug 2013 | 10:11 pm
People who sing for up to fifteen minutes a day in a high pitched voice get as good a workout as those who go out for a 30 minute walk, someone claimed last night. http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2...
Letters To The Editor 28 Jul 2013 | 11:19 pm
Dear Sir, Huh? I thought Kate was having twins? Where did they put the other one? I sense a conspiracy. Yours, Alex Jones http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2013/07/28July.htm
Heir At Last! It's A Boy/Girl (Delete Whichever It Is) 22 Jul 2013 | 11:11 pm
The Daily Moan was the first newspaper in the world today to announce the arrival of a new baby boy/girl to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge using our world exclusive 'Complete It Yourself Interactiv...
