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Joke of the Day - Left Side 22 Aug 2013 | 08:26 pm
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Joke of the Day - Watch 20 Aug 2013 | 08:30 pm
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Joke of the Day - Musician 13 Jul 2013 | 08:32 pm
What’s the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza.
Joke of the Day - Broke 8 Jul 2013 | 08:31 pm
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of m...
Joke of the Day - Mercedes 26 Jun 2013 | 08:29 pm
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Joke of the Day - Hurdles 18 Jun 2013 | 08:28 pm
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Joke of the Day - Morning Sex 14 Jun 2013 | 05:51 pm
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me an...
Joke of the Day - Elevators 31 May 2013 | 08:29 pm
I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
Joke of the Day - Book 10 May 2013 | 08:27 pm
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Joke of the Day - Sleeping 24 Apr 2013 | 08:27 pm
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
