New Site Launched 10 Nov 2012 | 03:20 am

We've got well over 100 awesome articles here, but I wanna let you know that we've launched a new blog.  You can find that shiz at: http://FlockOfWeasels.com It's bound to be awesome and shit, yo.

Unhand Me, You Scoundrel... 23 Oct 2012 | 07:18 pm

...or I shall slap you across the face...

The First Elephantine Proctologist 21 Sep 2012 | 11:35 pm

The elephant may never forget this, but I sure hope I do.

Soup For Sluts 16 Aug 2012 | 03:34 am

I'm brewing up a batch of this in my pants right now.

Show-Off 24 Jul 2012 | 12:56 am

BEANER, POR FAVOR! 26 May 2012 | 07:39 am

King Otto and The Evil Witch Rosie 4 May 2012 | 11:49 pm

by Pete Puma and Butch Suede Illustratory by Pete Dudes...May 11 is our Uncle Otto's birthday (click here to read a little more about how awesome he was).  Fucker died back in 2010 or whatever but, w...

10 Gayest Ways For A Dude To Die 18 Apr 2012 | 05:10 am

by Pete Puma and Butch Suede Everybody's gotta die, dudes, but some people think you always live on in other people's mammaries...that sounds pretty cool to me.  Here're some ways you probably don't ...

The 10 Gayest Moments In Music Video History 17 Feb 2012 | 01:15 pm

By Pete Puma and Butch Suede Butch and I like to talk about real important shit, like what's kinda gay (Mini Cooper), what's super-gay (P90X), and what's ultra-gay (George Michael).  We started talki...

Ten Facts About Vaginas You Didn't Know 2 Dec 2011 | 04:30 am

by Pete Puma So, I'm at The Riphouse Gym, trainin' this cunt-doctor, and we're talkin' about cunts cause cunts are what he knows the most about since he studied cunts in college so he could become a ...