You can’t see him because he’s a coward! But some... 27 Aug 2013 | 12:27 am

You can’t see him because he’s a coward! But some kid just stuck his tongue out at me and flipped me off! I might be in the paper tomorrow, for being a hero!

Jon really wants these people to leave his fucking house. 24 Aug 2013 | 11:11 pm

Jon really wants these people to leave his fucking house.

Photo 24 Aug 2013 | 09:54 am

I love the Twilight Zone. And it loves me back. 23 Aug 2013 | 08:47 am

I love the Twilight Zone. And it loves me back.

My dad’s bathroom is covered in open golf magazines.... 23 Aug 2013 | 06:02 am

My dad’s bathroom is covered in open golf magazines. #whitedad

This glass is cool. It’s got a rainbow print &... 19 Aug 2013 | 08:06 am

This glass is cool. It’s got a rainbow print & it’s got gin in it.

We’re drinking rye & watching mad men. Friday, done... 17 Aug 2013 | 12:32 pm

We’re drinking rye & watching mad men. Friday, done right.

#offwork #nowplaying #teramelos 16 Aug 2013 | 09:25 am

#offwork #nowplaying #teramelos

"Greetings, parents, and congratulations to Kenyon’s graduating class of 2005. There are these..." 15 Aug 2013 | 02:58 pm

“ Greetings, parents, and congratulations to Kenyon’s graduating class of 2005. There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at...

I painted my friend’s #dog. #painting 13 Aug 2013 | 07:30 am

I painted my friend’s #dog. #painting