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Three Words: Tuesday, Ballerina Slippers, Creme Fraiche 21 May 2013 | 06:46 pm
On a recent Tuesday evening, Lafayette felt like the set of one of those ensemble-cast Garry Marshall romantic comedies. It’s the place where Ashton and Julia would eat on their magical first date. Li...
Three Words: Lucky, Fresh, Spoiled 22 Jul 2011 | 09:31 am
Tomas and Martine are a very attractive couple from Hungary who in December 2010 decided to spend their holiday in the Maldives. Unluckily (terrorism? pilot error? technical failure?), the plane on wh...
Three Words: Sky, Dog, Window 9 Apr 2011 | 03:47 am
Rosie, a German shepherd/Border collie mutt the color of a Caramello, made sure to spend a few hours in the afternoon lying on her side. She lay not just anywhere but in the regions of the living room...
Payment: Shhh!, Precum, Thick-Wristed 13 Nov 2010 | 04:11 am
A plaster mold of a client’s face, silver-leafed and mounted on a wooden board. Payment for Shhh!, Precum, Thick-Wristed.
An Examination On The Difference Between a Handjob and Jerking Off 11 Nov 2010 | 01:52 am
This essay departs from the Bespoke Erotica formulation but I believe it maintains the animating spirit of the site. I was recently asked to distinguish between a handjob and jerking off. This essay, ...
Three Words: Bloomberg, Fidelity, Sweat 8 Nov 2010 | 01:46 am
Bloomberg was a billionaire and a mayor but he still needed a break. So halfway through his third term, the sexagenarian decided to take a vacation. Trying to shake the persistent charges of elitism t...
The other day I received an amazing piece of music. The piece... 17 Aug 2010 | 11:20 pm
The other day I received an amazing piece of music. The piece was payment for Three Words: Scrabble, Mac-and-Cheese (Can That Count at One Word?), Burlesque. The stipulation of the barter was that I r...
Warren Zevon, tipsy, Fantasy Baseball 15 Jun 2010 | 11:26 am
“Barry Bonds,” screamed Grant, enraged. “Barry Bonds is that what you said?” Lisa shrugged and licked her lips. A soft pretzel sang a love song in front of her, leaving an outline of itself in grease...
Three Words: Hubba Hubba Hubba 23 May 2010 | 04:31 pm
You never can change someone else. But you can, if you work hard enough, blind yourself to those angles and hues in them you deem unacceptable. Sand them through grit, young lover. Recast narcissism a...
Three Words: Wool, Train, War 9 May 2010 | 11:44 am
Miguel had always wished to be more ethnic than he was. Either more ethnic or less ethnic but not what he was, blandly semi-ethnic. When he applied for college, it broke his heart to check White. Migu...
