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"Look, my main goal in life is to keep feeding my three kids and a fat wife that likes to eat like an..." 27 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
“Look, my main goal in life is to keep feeding my three kids and a fat wife that likes to eat like an elephant. So if you can lower your rates, I can work with you and still do that.”
Client: Yes, we like the logo, but we are not sure about it. We will think and compare it with... 26 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
Client: Yes, we like the logo, but we are not sure about it. We will think and compare it with ours. Me: Ok, no problem. Take your time and let me know! If you decide to use it, I’ll send my invoice ...
"I got your instructions. Will they work?" 26 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
“I got your instructions. Will they work?”
Client: I know how easy it is to set this up, I used WordPress a couple of years ago. You just need... 25 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
Client: I know how easy it is to set this up, I used WordPress a couple of years ago. You just need to add a couple of plugins and copy my content. It takes no effort or skill. Frankly, I think you sh...
I’m working on a brochure for a social program that helps at-risk children of all... 25 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
I’m working on a brochure for a social program that helps at-risk children of all ages. Client: Attached are a few photos for the brochure. We’d like to reflect diversity in age, race, and gender as ...
"This will offend families with more than one child." 24 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
“This will offend families with more than one child.” - Feedback on image of two pairs of adult flip flops next to one set of children’s flip-flops
Editor’s Note: I’m not a programmer, so I have no idea if the veracity of this story... 24 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
Editor’s Note: I’m not a programmer, so I have no idea if the veracity of this story holds up. Regardless of the lingo, it’s a timeless tale of client’s cutting corners because they know best. Me: I’...
"In addition to the design work, can we trouble you for a slogan? Something that says quality, time,..." 23 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
“In addition to the design work, can we trouble you for a slogan? Something that says quality, time, and thought is put into our product. Whatever really, just throw something our way.”
Client: Where’s my website? Me: I’m still waiting for your specs. All you sent me was a PowerPoint... 23 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
Client: Where’s my website? Me: I’m still waiting for your specs. All you sent me was a PowerPoint presentation with no notes or direction. Client: That presentation is what I want the website to be...
I work for a video production company and we sent an mp4 to a client so they could upload it to... 22 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
I work for a video production company and we sent an mp4 to a client so they could upload it to their YouTube account. We got this email a few days later: Client: I’m trying to upload it on to my yo....
