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Strategery in Brussels 28 May 2012 | 08:47 am
In perhaps the clearest signal yet that a dramatic change in the composition of the European Union may soon be afoot, word comes that Brussels is now broadcasting a bold, new communiqué to the rest of...
Levi Johnston's Favorite Baby Names 4 May 2012 | 05:38 am
Always one to go off half-cocked, Levi Johnston (aka Snooki of the North) announced with galpal Sunny Oglesby they would be naming their baby daughter after firearms manufacture Beretta. The money quo...
Blind Chinese Dissident Seeks To Leave Country 4 May 2012 | 03:34 am
* Breaking News Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng has expressed his desire to leave China but can’t find the door. Exacerbating his frustration, Guangcheng keeps bumping into furniture he claim...
Egyptian Spring 2012 28 Apr 2012 | 06:31 am
I was sorely tempted to take down my last essay. It wasn’t funny and to me just came across as pissy which, I’m sorry to say, pretty aptly describes me these days. The financial crisis that started me...
Hard Times 3 Mar 2012 | 11:01 am
“Look how we live, an’ wheer we live, an’ in what numbers, an’ by what chances, an’ wi’ what sameness; and look how the mills is awlus a-goin’, and how they never works us no nigher to onny distant ob...
Holiday Blockbuster Preview 14 Dec 2011 | 07:33 am
Just in time for the holidays comes this raucous animated romp based loosely on a 1970 release from Walt Disney Studios and the financial panics of the 1800s. The TechnoCats follows the madcap adventu...
Horsemeat Datapoint Confirms Economy on Upswing 1 Dec 2011 | 03:09 pm
* * (OTCB News) As if the booming stock market is not enough confirmation that “Happy Days Are Here Again”, multiple news outlets are reporting that the economy is SO good that horsemeat will soon be...
Top 10 List of What Might Be Next For Barney Frank 29 Nov 2011 | 12:35 pm
The Honorable Barney Frank, Democratic Congressman from Massachusetts’ 4th District since 1981, has announced he will not seek reelection. A former chairman of the influential House Financial Services...
Supercommittee Reorients For Success 28 Nov 2011 | 06:32 am
Washington, D.C. – As their budget cutting duties are winding down with the recently announced and widely anticipated stalemate, sources close to the process are reporting that the Congressional Super...
Congress Seeks Final Extension Of Unemployment Benefits 5 Aug 2010 | 04:30 pm
* * An Exclusive Cardboard Business News Company News Brief * * A Hard Row To Hoe With midterm elections looming, those unfortunate Members of Congress forced to seek their constituents’ support ...
