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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. A rock-hard, aureola-less,... 27 Aug 2013 | 07:14 pm

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. A rock-hard, aureola-less, pimple-nipple sandbag of a bosom, but still. (submitted by Carmen)

HAIRLIP GOLLUM CHRIST.  23 Aug 2013 | 08:12 pm

HAIRLIP GOLLUM CHRIST. 

Our Holy Father of the Botched Boob Job (submitted... 12 Aug 2013 | 07:16 pm

Our Holy Father of the Botched Boob Job (submitted by conglomeratiparty)

Don’t worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and... 31 Jul 2013 | 07:37 pm

Don’t worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and this is actually totally accurate. (via discardingimages)

Australopithecus Christ! (SCIENCE JOKE, GUYS) 24 Jul 2013 | 07:18 pm

Australopithecus Christ! (SCIENCE JOKE, GUYS)

Alright, the Madonna definitely made that apple into a bong.  19 Jul 2013 | 08:38 pm

Alright, the Madonna definitely made that apple into a bong. 

Virgin Mary, Patron Saint of the Itty-Bitty Titty... 11 Jul 2013 | 07:57 pm

Virgin Mary, Patron Saint of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee. Sorry about that, Baby J. I’d suggest formula. 

Listen guys, this really isn’t that weird. Osteoporosis is... 2 Jul 2013 | 09:58 pm

Listen guys, this really isn’t that weird. Osteoporosis is a very real danger, and this man is simply taking proactive steps to avoid it. Geez.

HAY GUISE LOL WATS UP.  24 Jun 2013 | 06:43 pm

HAY GUISE LOL WATS UP. 

Silly baby, vertebrae don’t work that way.  18 Jun 2013 | 06:45 pm

Silly baby, vertebrae don’t work that way. 

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