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Driving People Crazy with Simple Facts for Fun and Profit 23 Jul 2013 | 11:22 am
Dr. Park: Oh hi there! Come in, please. Here, put on this lab coat and protective eyewear. Welcome — to Unamusement Park’s Center for Research On Craziness Occasioned by Pointed Observations of a Raci...
Fundraising 20 Jul 2013 | 05:40 am
We’re running a fundraiser over at Radish. Please check it out.
Race/IQ Flyer: Rachel Jeantel College Scholarship Edition 19 Jul 2013 | 08:26 am
In honor of star witness and 19-year-old non-high school graduate Rachel “That’s Real Retarded, Sir” Jeantel and her free ride to college, I present to you an updated version of the classic Unamusemen...
Race/Crime Flyer: Trayvon Martin Memorial Edition 17 Jul 2013 | 08:24 pm
I thought it might be nice to have an updated version of the classic Unamusement Park race/crime flyer. Three columns for ease of reading. (You print it sideways.) Click the pic for the glorious full-...
Wait a Minute… 17 Jul 2013 | 02:21 am
I can see that you’re fifteen years old — No, I don’t want your ID. — Jagger/Richards Hang on a minute. I seem to have forgotten something… Something which was no doubt obvious to many a reader. For a...
The End 15 Jul 2013 | 12:21 pm
It’s been a long time, Now I’m coming back home. — Lennon/McCartney All good things must come to an end. All racis’ things, too. And that includes Unamusement Park. Alas, with much left undone. The we...
Not Guilty 15 Jul 2013 | 12:21 am
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May I guess you’d say What can make me feel this way? Well, there’s a spot of sunshine on a cloudy day. Now for the riot...
I Woke Up This Morning and My Country Had Been Invaded 28 Apr 2013 | 07:50 am
(But don’t worry: they’re only Mexicans.) So I see “immigration” is in the news again. A lot. Really a lot. Enough, even, to rouse me from my lengthy slumber (yawn). So excuse me if I seem like a slee...
Black History Month at Radish 16 Feb 2013 | 08:47 am
Radish, home of the thief-kitty and possibly the fascist ferret, has a new issue celebrating Black Alternate History Month. I demand that NO ONE read it here.
The Camp of the Saints at Radish 14 Feb 2013 | 12:39 am
Radish has a new issue on Jean Raspail’s prophetic novel The Camp of the Saints. I suggest NO ONE read it here, because they are thief-kitties.
