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My Last Post… 30 Apr 2013 | 11:10 pm
Due to some unfortunate circumstances this will be my last post as the writer for Wake Up Bro. I hope you all enjoyed reading the thoughts that were on my mind daily and I hope you all don’t actually...
He’s Excited… 30 Apr 2013 | 09:08 pm
That is one happy individual. He’s playing the highlight reel in his head right now of what that thing would be doing on top of him if he was ever good looking enough or had enough money to bang this...
I Don’t Think the Kids Were Supposed to See This One 30 Apr 2013 | 07:57 pm
I’m not sure but I don’t think the children were supposed to see this one. Just totally inappropriate for children, or is it? I mean they have to learn sometime. You might as well scar them for life ...
I’m Surprised With How Graceful She Did This… 29 Apr 2013 | 08:25 pm
Oh my god, women like this are what Duke lacrosse scandals are made out of. Just passing out ever so gracefully in the middle of a crowded drunken fest somewhere. I’m just hoping she woke up in her o...
Way To Go Grandma… 29 Apr 2013 | 07:25 pm
This is the granny gym workout to the max right here. Just chillin’ out, drinking martinis and not giving a fuck, that’s just what granny does. She was probably just a big time party animal back in h...
Punch This Guy Out… 27 Apr 2013 | 12:53 am
Punch him out, he’s caught looking. Way to not make it obvious at all bro. I do know exactly what he’s thinking however. He’s thinking if he could put her tits with the girl on the right’s face, that ...
Smile Bro, It’s Not That Bad 26 Apr 2013 | 08:43 pm
Bro, you’re just eating hot dogs, you’re not getting bukkaked calm the fuck down. And take off that fucking blazer you’re wearing. You look even dumber with the blazer than you originally did with jus...
Looks Tastey 26 Apr 2013 | 07:31 pm
Not only are they fish assholes, they’re Manhattan style fish assholes. What could be better than that? Obviously nothing is better than a good old Manhattan style fish asshole. If it’s Manhattan styl...
He Must Be New To This 25 Apr 2013 | 10:12 pm
Why don’t you just bring a laptop with you next time? Have you ever heard of putting music on your phone? Or even better if you’re really trying to keep up with the times how about a fucking ipod? Not...
Maybe You’re Just Stupid 23 Apr 2013 | 10:42 pm
I didn’t think it was possible for a girl to be this stupid even at 19 years old. I think what’s way overlooked here is that he’s 22 and managed to get her to believe that him playing with her … Conti...
