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Destination Asia 5 Apr 2013 | 11:02 pm
Online gaming is fantastic. You don’t have to leave the comfort of your own home to experience the thrills and spills of a real-life casino. But a change is as good as a rest, they say, so taking a br...
What Goes Up? Paddy Power’s Profits! 3 Apr 2013 | 09:00 pm
It’s that time of year, people – the end of the tax year when companies announce just how well – or badly – they’ve done. The readers of this blog will know that Paddy Power is one of our favourite ca...
Keep gaming That’s the advice from Deloitte No Less 1 Apr 2013 | 06:15 pm
Gamers have known since their very first slot adventure that they help the UK economy every time they make deposits and spin those reels. Now leading finance audit and consultancy firm Deloitte has co...
The Mile High Club 24 May 2012 | 08:16 am
Happy holidays, bitches Frequent flyer? Well, lucky fucking you. Apparently, according to latest reports: airports are total shit: three hour delays at immigration, £10 sandwiches, baggage size Nazi...
Bon Chance 10 May 2012 | 07:11 am
"Eet is zees way to ze dole office yes?" Zut alors! Nous avons un president François nouveau…. Or something like that. Basically, Sarkozy has been kicked in the balls – at least he will have the del...
Fuck the Poor 22 Apr 2012 | 05:14 am
Cameron reaching critical mass Let’s hear it for David Cameron. Thanks to him, here at WhichSlotMachine we are paying a top rate of only 45p instead of 50p in the pound. Now, theoretically, we will b...
Art of Fart? 19 Apr 2012 | 09:46 pm
Artist Or Taxidermist? You decide. So… Chainsaw wielding, shark bisector and pickler, Damien Hirst is having a Tony Hart moment at The Tate. Marvellous. The merciless butterfly smoosher, with more ...
Lots of Lovely Lobby Lolly 3 Apr 2012 | 11:25 pm
Considerably richer than thou What a surprise: donating money to the Conservative Party can influence policy. Here at WhichSlotMachine, we often break out a bargain bucket with Dave and Samantha in...
The 100M Cash Dash 31 Mar 2012 | 02:49 am
Like a festering boil, the 2012 Olympics is set to burst in London this summer and, here at WhichSlotMachine, we couldn’t give a flying fuck. Nearly 10 billion of our tax pounds have been spent to sa...
My Big Fat Gypsy Fuck You 9 Mar 2012 | 07:22 am
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