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Every so often when I want to have an argument I call the tow truck/locksmith when my convertible top is down. 29 Jul 2012 | 03:13 am
Every so often when I want to have an argument I call the tow truck/locksmith when my convertible top is down.
SCHINDLER'S LIST IS PEOPLE 29 Jul 2012 | 03:03 am
SCHINDLER'S LIST IS PEOPLE
I'd be the world's fastest cycler if the other riders were trying to tell me movie spoilers. 29 Jul 2012 | 02:59 am
I'd be the world's fastest cycler if the other riders were trying to tell me movie spoilers.
Everything at my mom's house has a trick to it. 29 Jul 2012 | 01:43 am
Everything at my mom's house has a trick to it.
Excuse me. I need to use the restroom and someday I should work out my abs. 29 Jul 2012 | 01:40 am
Excuse me. I need to use the restroom and someday I should work out my abs.
I hope these donuts were locally grown. 29 Jul 2012 | 01:40 am
I hope these donuts were locally grown.
England continues to lead America in crazy squiggly white traffic lines painted on roads. #Olympics #BikeRace 29 Jul 2012 | 01:36 am
England continues to lead America in crazy squiggly white traffic lines painted on roads. #Olympics #BikeRace
How terrifying is life as Stephen King? He's constantly held hostage by his own spine-chilling thoughts! 29 Jul 2012 | 01:22 am
How terrifying is life as Stephen King? He's constantly held hostage by his own spine-chilling thoughts!
Me and the girlfriend like to role-play. She plays the cop and I play the guy who can't get an erection. 29 Jul 2012 | 01:20 am
Me and the girlfriend like to role-play. She plays the cop and I play the guy who can't get an erection.
Sometimes we are pretty creative as a nation, and then other times we name the giant white house, ‘The White House’. 29 Jul 2012 | 01:08 am
Sometimes we are pretty creative as a nation, and then other times we name the giant white house, ‘The White House’.