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Non-Racist Alex Jones Wonders Why All These Racist Blacks & Hispanics Keep Attacking Him 27 Aug 2013 | 02:30 am
Conspiracy freak and spokesman for the reality-challenged American community Alex Jones wants you to know that he bears no ill will toward the blacks, even though he says he’s been “racially attacked”...
Kathleen Parker: MLK Jr. Would Want Racist Obama To Stop Talking About Race Already, Sheesh 27 Aug 2013 | 01:40 am
Oh goody, it is time for Pulitzer-prize winning columnist (yeah, we don’t get how that happened either) Kathleen Parker to explain to us once more why President Obama is being reverse-racist against w...
‘Pro-Lifers’ Save Women From Specter Of Open Health Clinics 27 Aug 2013 | 01:10 am
Well, here is some good news to get your week started. If you are the sort of person who thinks the problem with America is too many women’s health clinics, that is, and you’d much rather women have t...
Oregon War Memorial Explosion Has To Be Atheist Terrorism, Because Duh, Atheists 27 Aug 2013 | 12:35 am
A Vietnam war memorial in a park in Coos Bay, Oregon, was the target of a small explosion last Thursday; while police have not made any arrests or identified any suspects, the forensic scientists at G...
Are You On The NYPD’s List Of ‘Demographic Americans’? Are You Brown? Then Yes! 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
Fun fact: after 9/11, the NYPD created something called a “demographics unit,” devoted to spending time in South Asian and Middle Eastern neighborhoods in New York, New Haven, and various neighborhoo...
Nice Time! Let’s All Watch This Former U.S. Attorney Yelling At James O’Keefe! 26 Aug 2013 | 11:20 pm
There is not much to say about this lovely video of former US Attorney Jim Letten, the man who prosecuted O’Keefe for pretending to be a phone company worker to get into Mary Landrieu’s office for nef...
Bobby Jindal Explains: Racism Is Stupid Because Aren’t We All Christians Anyway? 26 Aug 2013 | 10:45 pm
Paleoconservative Peter Pan Bobby Jindal has written a thing about how racism is bad. Maybe you read it, because it was the top thing on Politico this morning, goddamn it, August, you suck. Probably s...
Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: Best Palz Edition 26 Aug 2013 | 12:27 am
Sup, assholes? I am kidding! Yr. Teen Kolumnist loves you very very much. However, I am guilty of being a teenage boy, and the amount of affection shown by your average teenage boy makes Bill O’Reilly...
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Edition That Made Us Feel Good In That Special Way 25 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
For some, reading the Sunday New York Times is the ultimate in masturbatory opulence. Would you like to learn about how private jets are getting more affordable because they are now in the reach of su...
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Confederate Homeschoolers 25 Aug 2013 | 08:45 pm
Before we get started, a note on a personal milestone: Last week marked the one-year anniversary of this feature, which began with a look at an American Literature book for Christian students, where w...
