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This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to meet celebrities 27 Jun 2012 | 02:17 pm
Most days, I consider myself to be composed, well-spoken and respectful of other people’s boundaries. I’m by no means the sort of care-free, confident person who wanders through fields of wildflowers ...
In the spur of the moment, I discovered doggy style isn’t my style. Because I’m a cat person. And other reasons. 12 Jun 2012 | 03:48 pm
Making small talk during an exam, presumably trying (and failing miserably) to make me feel more at ease, my physical therapist informed me that the only two joints in the human body that must be mobi...
But I do like the breaststroke 4 Jun 2012 | 04:29 pm
According to a new study, one in five adults admits to peeing in pools, and 10 out of 10 bathing suits make me look like a bloated before-photo in an ad for experimental diet pills that help you lose ...
Jenny Lawson’s book, I AM IN YOU 22 May 2012 | 08:13 pm
A friend sent me an email the other day that said: “So, non-sequiter, but do you know that YOU ARE IN THE BLOGGESS’ BOOK?” My first reaction was to tsk-tsk at her misspelling of “non sequitur.” Priori...
Blogologues is like my third cat. But less furry. Like a creepy hairless Sphynx that always looks pissed. I mean that as a compliment. 14 May 2012 | 07:24 pm
A few stormy Sundays ago when my clock/radio went off at the crack of 2 p.m. because I didn’t want to waste the day, I was roused by the old-timey tune “Singin’ in the Rain.” Startled, Isabel rolled o...
And then I got a book deal and was mentioned in The New York Times. Sort of. 2 May 2012 | 08:36 pm
Announcement: I got a book deal! OK. That’s not entirely true. But I am most definitely in a book! Although that depends on what your definition of “in” is. All right, fine, if you’re going to be a pu...
One-way ticket on the Grey-found bus 19 Apr 2012 | 08:42 pm
While sitting on the toilet the other day, I found my first grayish-white hair. On my head, you pervs. I resisted the urge to lament my misspent youth. And my misspent 20s. And my misspent $30 on that...
Semitics and semantics, or My Jewish mother tries (and fails) to understand Easter dinner 9 Apr 2012 | 11:26 am
Conversation with my Jewish mother, as she was on her way to an Easter “dinner”: Mom: It was really nice of Robin to invite me to her family’s Easter dinner, but there’s something I don’t understand. ...
