Old Timers Disease? 13 Feb 2013 | 02:02 pm

You know, I’ve now entered my fortieth year. My birthday isn’t until July but this is it, this is the year I turn forty (and life, allegedly, begins – although if the bit I’ve been doing for the last ...

Goodbye, 2012! 31 Dec 2012 | 03:13 pm

Jeez, it’s been an arse of a year! At the time of writing 2012 is set to be the wettest year on record and oh BOY! have I felt it! At times it’s seemed like every drop of that rain has slid down my wi...

Happy Birthday … 25 Jul 2012 | 06:04 am

Happy Birthday to me! Yes, another year has passed, and today I hit 39. This means that I have 364 days left of telling people ‘I’m in my thirties’; which I’m sure you all know means ‘young’. From 2...

*Sigh* 23 Jul 2012 | 03:44 pm

A message to the FOOL who attempted to join UKP today in ‘my’ name. You took a name from the photos on my website, didn’t you? You saw that they were labelled ‘Deb Stacey 1, Deb Stacey 2′ etc, and yo...

Off to the ‘pool! 1 Jun 2012 | 06:36 pm

No, I don’t intending scaring small children and amusing lifeguards with the sight of me in my swimsuit at the local Lido – I mean that I’m off to Liverpool for a couple of days. Yes, I’ll be in a ni...

Kony2012 9 Mar 2012 | 02:42 am

Now that’s what I call… Art. 14 Feb 2012 | 02:56 am

Wanna see something pretty? Isn’t that just the most stunning thing you’ve ever seen? You can keep the Mona Lisa, Tracy Emin’s bed and everything Jackson Pollock ever brought out of the depths of ...

“The dirtiest, most disgusting females on the planet…” 9 Feb 2012 | 11:26 am

That, boys and girls, is what a ‘gentleman’ hiding behind the moniker of “sucky2dollar” thinks we hookers are. THE DIRTIEST, MOST DISGUSTING FEMALES ON THE PLANET. When you decide to become a prosti...

A very quick message… 2 Feb 2012 | 01:24 am

… to the person who has been trying to telephone me this morning. I do not answer with-held numbers on my work phone. Calling me eleventy-thousand times between 8am and 11am will not change that! Ha...

Bruised, but not beaten… 26 Jan 2012 | 03:51 am

I took the dogs out yesterday morning, as I do every day.  It was a soggy day, but the dogs don’t give a monkey’s chuff about such trifles and plough quite happily through the marshiest bits they can ...