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Kidult Brooklyn Rooftop Sleep-Over. 27 Aug 2013 | 06:32 am
Some might say: “Awwww, leave em’ alone, they’re just having fun” “Where’s the harm in meeting new people while doing something unique?” I say: Oh shut the fuck up!!!! Fuck these perpetual children...
Great rant from Philly Craigslist 26 Aug 2013 | 12:49 am
Here is a great rant on craigslist from an airline passenger about a hipster bitch acting like a typical attention-starved bitch. http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/rnr/4024666463.html Posted: 2013-...
Today’s hipster beating. 25 Aug 2013 | 06:53 pm
Today, I saw Reid leaving his $650,000 Bed-Stuy condo to go buskin’ on the G train with his banjo. So I threw him the biggest hipster beating ever recorded since the invasion began. End of story.
This Week’s “LOOOOOK AT MEEEE” Winner 23 Aug 2013 | 07:07 pm
The winner of this week’s “LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!” award goes to this attention-starved quirky and zany Molly; spinning a wheel of thread with her filthy feet inside a BMW dealer’s service office (yes,...
Today’s hipster beating. 23 Aug 2013 | 06:03 pm
Today as I was planting land mines on the McCarren Park adult kickball field, I saw Brent and Zane having a unicycle race around the track while wearing top hats and monocles. So I waited at the finis...
♪♫♪♫ Burn baby burn, hipster inferno! ♪♫♪♫ 22 Aug 2013 | 05:41 pm
Although I like to focus on the hipster infestation in New York, every so often there’s an occurrence in other infested cities worth mentioning. Somebody sent me a story from Detroit from yesterday wh...
Today’s hipster beating. 21 Aug 2013 | 11:37 pm
Today, I saw Hudson applying for a liquor license for his new adult finger painting center in Upper Northeast Bushwick for androgynous Brooklyn-ruining interlopers. So I smashed a bottle of Jameson ov...
Marketing to the hipster. 21 Aug 2013 | 06:10 pm
Here’s some more marketing to the hipster – this time by Guitar Center. By the way, does anybody know if these two are real or just actors for the commercial? I wouldn’t know – if I went anywhere near...
Hipster Name Plates – You can’t make this shit up. 20 Aug 2013 | 04:35 am
If anyone ever doubted that I wasn’t correct with noticing non-New York sounding hipster names – here’s proof. Although this picture was taken by someone who was out in in Long Island, it’s close enou...
Caught below the line. 20 Aug 2013 | 02:34 am
This just in: A diehipster.com reader just saw this filthy, wannabe busking piece of hipster dog shit at the Church Ave F/G stop. What the fuck did I say??? STAY ABOVE THE LINE BITCH!!!
