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Red Carpet: Cee-Lo In White After Labor Day and Other Societal Rapes 15 Nov 2010 | 06:45 pm
Mah dude and Renaissance Man, Cee-Lo Green, as Pimperella: Grande Kunt of Da Bawl. Behold, the Glooory of Heidi Klum in a tweeked Mondo original. Charo givin you’se girls that glamorous “Scarlet ...
Jake’Emz: So Easy, Breezy…. 15 Nov 2010 | 05:31 pm
Ah Jake, I can see from your stylish ensemble you’ve made a personal Christian commitment to bless God with your life. I thank the Lordt’ for you ministry. I will be holding you at gun point and pis...
Oh No She Di’Int! 1 Oct 2010 | 06:06 pm
I know that you did not just stumble and fall on the runway during fashion week and as if that wasn’t enough, take off the shoe and hobble your little hobbit headed body off stage!?!?!? Oh!………I’m sor...
Rachel Zoe VS Rachel Zoe………Which Robot Is Real? 20 Jul 2010 | 01:18 pm
*Rachel Zoe stacatto rambling* “Couldn’t – You – Just – Uh – Die?” Of course, I personally could’ve died watchin this, but the delicious blood of Christ has beat back the kunt of death…………I thank you...
Expensive Shoes To Remind You Which Class You’re Not In…. 20 Jul 2010 | 12:03 pm
….stop lookin around, I mean YOU…..or have we forgotten about the gov’ment a$$i$tance we’ve been tryin to get our couture with knowin full well Nordstroms dont take no ”foodstamp charge card”. Don’t b...
HAUTEBlog Newz: Conde Nast Got Some ‘Splainin To Do! 20 Jul 2010 | 11:42 am
According to the grapevine *ahem, FashionINDIE*, Conde Nast don’t want no stinking Vogue Africa! Glamour guru Mario Epanya had been pitching the ambitious idea to Conde via email along with these bre...
Oh, Cruel Fates! 16 Jul 2010 | 04:47 am
Various earthquakes in various lands….. BP makes poo-fudgez in the Gulf……. Miley Cyrus exposed her teeny puddin….. Clearly the Lord is pisst’ and now this disaster!? Nike Harajuku offered 24 spots ...
Jeremy Scott Owes Me Soooo Much Bail Moneyz 15 Jul 2010 | 05:01 am
Remember that time yawl had to scrape together some money to bail me outta jail when I tackled the lip-glossed kunt that was holdin that last pair of Adidas JS Wings by Jeremy Scott and I had to hire...
MANmaries All In Ya FlatScreen, Blame Old Spice Dude! 15 Jul 2010 | 04:08 am
Old Spice Dude answering questions to fans and celebrity stalkers? My Gaude, My GAUDE! ARRRGGH, Tiddys!!! Everytime I turn around Tiddys! Old Spice Tiddys here, Old Spice Tiddys there, everywhere!...
Do Not Feed The “Greasers”, Thus Saith Calvin Klein 13 Jul 2010 | 04:18 am
Here’s Calvin Kleins 2011 Fall/Winter ad campaign which proves that manorexia is alive and well…….or at least until it collapses from lack of good ol’ fatnin eats. Y’know what tho, No other pretty yo...
