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Hitler Was Beta 27 Aug 2013 | 01:15 am
A recently published book by an old friend of Hitler’s called “The Young Hitler I Knew” offers amazing insight into Hitler’s personality and early life as a romantic teenager. Evidence surfaces that H...
A Dying Culture’s Malignant Tumors 26 Aug 2013 | 11:14 pm
Prepare to glimpse into the belching maw of the Dystopia Abyss… ‘For reasons unfathomable to the court,’ BethMarie Retamozzo, 34, ‘would rather have [her boyfriend] in her life than to reunite with h...
The Pretty Girl’s Dilemma 26 Aug 2013 | 02:03 am
A (possibly foreign) girl writes about a dilemma that should be familiar to any pretty woman with dreams of alpha males pledging devotion dancing in her bed, I am writing to ask you a question relate...
Generational Decline In Testosterone Levels 24 Aug 2013 | 12:51 am
Chateau Heartiste was on top of noticing and alerting the public to this trend of feminizing men a long time ago. And now ♥science♥ is providing the ammunition for CH’s mighty Guns of Pattern Recognit...
Comment Of The Week: Hurty Hurty Hippos Edition 24 Aug 2013 | 12:50 am
HerewardMW proposes a sterling idea, Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape...
A Man’s Perceived Physical Attractiveness Is Fluid 22 Aug 2013 | 11:56 pm
Men and women are psychologically, temperamentally, physically, and, as ♥SCIENCE♥ is now showing, perceptually different. How men and women perceive the opposite sex’s physical attractiveness varies g...
Hate Mail Of The Week 22 Aug 2013 | 09:59 pm
This one comes from “Roger Rabbit”, So you guys have your opinions and all. Is this like a website just for trolling? What’s with all the anger? because i cant figure out who gives enough of a shit ...
How To Defeat Realtalk 22 Aug 2013 | 03:17 am
A modest suggestion for the Cathedral and her foot soldiers. You know you can’t win on the facts. And you know you can’t win when there’s an army of independent broadsheeters (aka bloggers) more than ...
The Randomness Of Polar Bear Hunting 21 Aug 2013 | 11:43 pm
Something totally random happened in Oklahoma yesterday. A white man was randomly shot and killed by three random uruk-hais randomly pointing guns out of their random ghettomobile, and randomly choosi...
The Rules Of Social Savviness: Rule #3 20 Aug 2013 | 10:59 pm
The King, (that’s you, bub), strides to the castle balcony to sonorously address the ear-pricked masses below. Your heavy velvet robe flowing around you, royal bling glittering in the sun, you gaze do...
