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Nutty Horror 27 Aug 2013 | 08:10 pm
Squirrels have been referred to as rats with good PR. That’s dang funny. I’ve since paraphrased in order to impress the high society crowds I hang out with by employing lines like, “I say dear fellow,...
Cobra + Alligator = Cobragator 27 Aug 2013 | 01:50 am
Ever want to know what you’d get if you cross a king cobra with an alligator? Of course you do. And you’ll get to find out when Roger Corman presents Cobragator, a Jim Wynorski “film” shooting in Octo...
Giant Snakes Are So Constricting 25 Aug 2013 | 08:45 pm
Eighty-five foot digital snakes that growl like lions are almost as stupid as the actors that appear in “horror” movies (Python II / 2002) such as these. How they live with themselves is beyond me. Ho...
Recyclable Ghosts ’n Zombies 24 Aug 2013 | 08:34 pm
Tsui Ting-Yin is a successful romance novelist who scored three best-sellers about love-gone-flush, based on her own experiences. Now she wants to write a horror novel. I fail to see the difference. ...
Frightmare Rhymes With Nightmare 23 Aug 2013 | 07:39 pm
1983’s Frightmare is also known as Body Snatchers and Horror Star. If the movie didn’t suck, I’d wear a shirt with Frightmare on it, probably to the store or some sort of social function, like a weddi...
Cannibalistic Ghost Moose 22 Aug 2013 | 08:26 pm
Global warming with a twist – it’s not the toxic greenhouse gases leaking up from thawing permafrost that’s causing an oil drilling advance team in Alaska to walk naked into a sub-zero midnight snow s...
Chew Chew On This Choo-Choo 21 Aug 2013 | 07:37 pm
There is some mean person hammer-killing people on a New York subway, draining them of downtown juice and hanging them on meat hooks in the reliable public transit system. Just another day in the Big ...
A Ghost That Could Use Swimming Lessons 20 Aug 2013 | 09:34 pm
Alice doesn’t live here anymore. Not since sucking up half of Lake Mungo, that is. Pretty 16 year-old Alice Palmer went spent the day at the lake, swimming and enjoying a nice pre-Christmas family out...
Killer Headwear 19 Aug 2013 | 09:13 pm
Not released as of this dissertation (sorry – word of the day calendar), but You’re Next is the latest in an uncomfortable trend of home invasion horror movies. Doesn’t this stuff happen every 30 seco...
Horror Head 18 Aug 2013 | 08:21 pm
Loretta, the town’s skanky-but-hot skank, is having an erotic humping affair with the owner of a small diner. They do it in the storeroom. They do it in a car. They do it in a hotel room. They do it i...
