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Tampons don’t kill people. Republicans do. 13 Jul 2013 | 06:15 pm
Margaret, last night there was a rally at the Texas State Capitol to let Rick Perry and the Republican controlled House and Senate know that Texas women have had enough of this backward ass war on wom...
If my Vagina shot bullets, could I conceal it from Rick Perry and John Kasich? 2 Jul 2013 | 11:31 pm
Margaret, if my vagina could shoot bullets it would have fewer regulations on it. Plus, it would be easier to conceal from idiot politicians like Rick Perry and John Kasich. And while that might be ...
Women in Texas might not feel it now, but Glenn Hager and Rick Perry are tyring to screw ‘em 26 Jun 2013 | 06:23 am
Margaret, just when I was thinking I could go back to minding my own business baking bread and watching my shows, another small-dick Republican has to prove that the size of his tiny pecker doesn’t pr...
Nobody will ever need to be shushed in the Bush Library 26 Apr 2013 | 12:12 am
Margaret, the next time you go on one of those cruises, you’re just gonna have to take me along because I need a vacation. Fine wine may mellow with age but I sure as hell haven’t. I watched the de...
2012 in review 6 Jan 2013 | 01:10 pm
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: About 55,000 tourists visit Liechtenstein every year. This blog was viewed about 1,500,000 times ...
Why Bother With Books? School Lockers Really Should Become Gun Lockers 22 Dec 2012 | 11:53 am
HELEN: Margaret, when someone comes at you with a gun, respond with a gun. And when someone comes at you with a bigger gun, don’t mess around – trade up to a semi-automatic assault rifle with a hi-c...
Guns do not kill people. They just make it easier to kill people. 15 Dec 2012 | 05:49 pm
Margaret, can we – the American People – finally have a rational conversation about gun control? It was an elementary school this time – an elementary school with children the same age as my grandchil...
Everything we need to know, we learned in kindergarten. Too bad Republicans missed that day. 5 Dec 2012 | 05:41 pm
Margaret, I am beginning to wonder if there are any grown ups left in the Republican party . I ‘ve been asking myself that question since 2004 when George Bush got 35 more electoral votes and 4.1 mill...
Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2012 19 Nov 2012 | 08:41 pm
Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday. Dinne...
Like a zoo, Fox News isn’t so scary once you realize the animals can’t get out of their cages 8 Nov 2012 | 06:00 pm
HELEN: Margaret, I ventured into new territory today. I tuned into Fox News. It was kind of like going to the zoo… not so scary once you learn the animals can’t get out of their cages. Just like when ...
