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Never lie about sharks. Or sharknados. 2 Aug 2013 | 07:40 am
Me: Does the shark come back?! Alex: No. (30 seconds later….) Me: YES IT DID. Alex: I forgot. Me: Well we’re fighting now. Alex: You don’t have to tell the Internet about it. Me: YES I DO. Filed under...
And this is why we’re married. 29 Jul 2013 | 08:00 pm
FYI: Scout is the cat. Me: Scout’s really happy you’re back because now he’ll get fed on time. Alex: That’s the same reason you’re happy I’m back. Me: Yeah…but… I love you more. Alex: Debatable. Filed...
And this is why I don’t go to the doctor. 28 Jul 2013 | 11:42 pm
FYI: Karen is my little sister, and she is a nurse. Me: I went to the doctor today, so I get McDonald’s. Karen: Of course you do, pumpkin. Me: Thank you for your support. Karen: What did the doctor gi...
Vodka pancakes, anyone? 24 Jul 2013 | 08:00 pm
Me: Babe? We should have pancakes. Alex: What? I didn’t hear you. Did you say we should have drinks? Me: I said we should have pancakes. Alex: Oh…I thought you said we should have drinks, and I was go...
Don’t touch the bubbles. 24 Jul 2013 | 08:00 pm
Me: Hey babe, there’s enough orange juice left for you to make a screwdriver. Alex: Is that your way of saying hands off the champagne? Me: Yep. Alex: I’m on to your games. Filed under: Blog
And this is how you keep our business. 23 Jul 2013 | 08:00 pm
Alex: I just need to deposit a check… my ATM card expired. Bank guy: Aw, man, for reals? Alex: That is the coolest bank teller ever. Me: I think I love him. Filed under: Blog
Leave the house on a Monday? What? 23 Jul 2013 | 05:26 am
Alex: While I do this, you’ll have time to… um, uh… did you want to change? Me: That was smooth. Alex: Well I didn’t know if you wanted to wear that or not. Me: Maybe I do! Alex: That’s clearly … Cont...
Maybe we should just go to the courthouse. 29 May 2013 | 07:10 am
While writing our wedding ceremony script… Me: This is the part where my dad gives me away. Alex: You mean the part where I say, “You owe me six cows and four goats.” Me: Hey! Alex: And a bale of … Co...
And this is why I’m marrying him. 27 May 2013 | 08:59 am
Me: Do boys just freak out when they ask girls on a date? Alex: Yes. Me: Did you freak out when we were dating? Alex: Yes. Me: When did you stop freaking out? Alex: I don’t know…I’ll let you know … Co...
Don’t mess with my Jorah. 27 May 2013 | 06:14 am
You must watch/read Game of Thrones to understand… Me: I love Sir Jorah. Like, LOVE HIM. Wendy: Yes! I tell my husband every week how dreamy I think Jorah is! Me: Yes! Wendy: Honestly, if anything hap...
