Updates to the Pleb map 25 Mar 2010 | 12:28 pm

Added some mules to the carriage. Pleb map. Halu is a teensy weensy restaurant in a neighborhood full of teensy weensies. They hit all the right notes when it comes to yakitori and ramen, and have a ...

Highs and Lows 6 Mar 2010 | 09:47 am

I don't know what "Girls can't what?" means LOW: Last night, The Marriage Ref on NBC. Have you seen it? It’s not for stoned people. It’s not for any people. It’s the worst thing that has ever...

Here, eat it 2 Mar 2010 | 02:23 pm

I twittyfucked this, but neglected to hook my Plebiscite nerds up with the goods. I’ll never finish this, but let’s pretend like I’m gonna keep adding to it. Plebiscite’s Map of Pretty Good Places to...

Tentative Mission Stoned Food Menu. SHHH 24 Feb 2010 | 11:11 am

Breakfast for Dinner for Two for One Croque McGriddle, Potato Chip Tortilla Español PFC (Phuket Fried Chicken) Famous Bowl Fried game hen, sticky rice, “gravy” Burger and Fries Jucy Lucy burger, ...

Crab Season: The Anna N. Story 24 Feb 2010 | 08:28 am

Plebiscite Presents The Courage of their Conniptions A Look at Yelpers on the Edge A [fictional] profile, based on the Yelp reviews of Anna N. I meet Anna N. at Hillstone, a four-star steakhouse i...

Pot calling the kettle John Birdsall 11 Dec 2009 | 12:32 pm

Just added to my shit list: “After all, isn’t the ramen charticle by David Chang and Peter Meehan an elaborate ad for their book, Momofuku? And isn’t that the oldest frame in publishing?” Keep up al...

The fifth quarter 9 Dec 2009 | 01:03 pm

I’m finally coming out of the Panorama hell-hole (have you seen it????), but I’m only just peeking my head out to say that this Thursday’s MSF offal dinner is gonna be bad-ass. Most excited I’ve seen ...

The reason why I don’t care about you anymore 17 Nov 2009 | 04:15 pm

…is that I don’t care about myself, or, in Harper’s puzzle format: Myself? I don’t care; about that. Is! Fourteen hundred years ago when I started this Food & Dancing blog, my tiny testicles would h...

Umpire State of Mind 16 Oct 2009 | 04:47 pm

Editor’s note: I forgot the name of my blog, and have inadvertently been posting to the wrong site. If you want to catch up with my posts from the last month, and are a resident of Christmas Islands, ...

Dont get the blue thing 12 Sep 2009 | 01:45 pm