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I’m about a month a way from sitting in a rocking chair and shaking my fist at those damn kids 29 Jun 2013 | 10:54 pm
The world seems to circle back on things we’ve written about here over the past seven years, and the only thing is conjures in me is crankiness in these later days. Only two items here… First – Amer...
It’s Beaver-Slapping Day! 30 May 2013 | 05:09 am
We try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip train wrecks, but you have our full attention when you put “slapped my vagina” in the headline. The NYPD yesterday said there was no evidence that Amand...
Your pets, however, are still soulless and hellbound 24 May 2013 | 03:15 am
I think the Pope is drunk. That’s because he’s saying anyone can get into heaven now, like he’s the wasted friend who declares at the bar that the party’s continuing back at your place. “The Lord crea...
Less Social Trailblazing, More Points Per Game 30 Apr 2013 | 04:16 am
So there’s that story that just came about NBA player Jason Collins being the first athlete to come out of the closet in one of the four major sports leagues in America, and I went to find Tina the Le...
The first five minutes are the same as the last five minutes 17 Apr 2013 | 03:42 am
“Hey Tina the Lesbian?” I say. “Yes?” says Tina the Lesbian. “Does this make me a bad person?” I say. “Depends on what ‘this’ is,” says Tina the Lesbian. “Well, I found out about the Boston Marathon b...
How can you aim when you’re crying all the time? 13 Apr 2013 | 09:40 pm
The world keeps proving us right bit by bit. Case in point, back in January we started off a post about two guys in Oregon exercising their Second Amendment rights by walking through their town with ...
It’s a balanced equation because there’s nothing in it 31 Mar 2013 | 04:38 am
You may have noticed your Facebook feed this took on a rather reddish hue this week when most of your friends changed their Profile Picture to that garish poorly-compressed red equality sign to signal...
Did Flipper fire six shots or only five? 16 Mar 2013 | 02:26 am
You should be a regular Renal reader, and if you are then you’d know that dolphins will rape the shit out of you. And if you aren’t a regular Renal reader then you wouldn’t know that until Ecco the R...
Taking a bite out of crime with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti 14 Mar 2013 | 02:06 am
So they voted an Argentinian to be the Pope… not a surprise. If you’ve got stuff to hide, Argentina’s your place. The fuckers hid Nazis, they can certainly hide molestation charges. This is barely ...
Now do they provide the scimitar, or do you have to bring your own? 12 Mar 2013 | 06:46 am
I’m having some of those Cool Ranch Doritos Locos tacos for breakfast, because I need more vegetables in my diet and I love Cool Ranch Doritos, and Ninja Vicki comes in through my window. “Do you have...
