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Hey, I’m not dead! 9 Dec 2012 | 07:53 am
Though I came close this week, given a horrifying bout of Whathefuckery/flu/sore throat. I am making it a New Year’s Resolution to post more, though. So tune in for 2013 for my continuing adventure...
Threepenny Opera (Bertolt Brecht) 4 Mar 2012 | 05:10 am
By Sorcia MacNasty First things first: Mack the Knife? He’s in fucking charge. His pimptasticness knows no bounds. He’s equipped with some kind of magical gauntlet cock that is drenched in bitch-...
Twelfth Night 20 Feb 2012 | 06:19 am
Spooky shit for a comedy, right? By Willie Shakespeare Snarked by Sorcia MacNasty So, I’m still working on The Awakening, people! In the meantime, I wrote the following as an homage to a fellow bl...
The Docket 12 Feb 2012 | 05:22 am
Hi troops! Just to give you an idea of what our docket looks like these days, here is what I’ve got planned for snarking in the near future: The Awakening by Kate Chopin Last of the Mohicans by Jam...
Perfume: The story of a murderer 6 Feb 2012 | 09:50 am
It doesn't end well. By Patrick Suskind Snarked by: Sorcia MacNasty This is easily one of the creepiest goddamn things I’ve ever read, and I’ve read some, well… just look at this blog. It’s ...
Sweet Furry Muppets 25 Jan 2012 | 03:35 am
Apparently, guys and dolls, I share myblog name with a terrifying puppet company: http://www.sassafrassjunction.com/ Did you know it’s a “family puppet experience like no other?” What the fuck does...
A Friendly Note… From One Diabeetus Mascot to Another 21 Jan 2012 | 07:46 am
From the Personal Letters of Paula Deen: January 19th, 2012 Dear Ms. Deen, Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley. I have diabeetus. I heard that you, also, have recently been diagnosed with this terrible condi...
Sorcia’s Spooktacular Story 1 Nov 2011 | 01:11 am
I posted this on Jezebel.com when they asked for your creepiest ghost story, and it’s gotten quite a response. So in honor of Halloween, enjoy, kids! Why the Country is Scary By Sorcia MacNasty ...
Y’all Are Freaks 21 Oct 2011 | 02:39 am
I’m just saying. What’s that? You’d like proof? Sure. Here you go — my new favorite search term that people use to find this blog: “awkward dog in a fishnet wearing sandwiches” I mean, dudes. S...
I Married a Vampire and All It Got Me Was Pregnant and Dead. 9 Oct 2011 | 07:47 am
Hello y’all, Luker here. I dropped off the map about 8 months ago when I moved to Texas–bountiful blog material there, I tell ya–and have come back because in approximately 40 days the first installme...
