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We scored free rocks 21 Apr 2012 | 12:00 am
This shit was free, y'all! I had this conversation with my husband: Him: Hello? Me: You called? (after 8 years of marriage, pleasantries no longer exist. Plus, I don’t have time.) Him: (silence) ...
I rant sometimes. This is one of those times. 19 Apr 2012 | 12:00 am
Sometimes I rant about stuff. It doesn’t happen often but read on to find out what fired me up… A few weeks ago, I read one of those First Person articles from the Yahoo! Contributor Network. The tit...
Lies I tell my daughter 17 Apr 2012 | 12:00 am
I lie to my daughter. A lot. And I’m totally fine with that. I don’t lie to her about anything important. But little things? Are fair game. For instance, I have convinced my daughter that whenever sh...
People who actually do their to-do list 10 Apr 2012 | 03:17 am
That's about right. I need to make a list to get motivated for my to-do list. I am a to-do list addict. I have lists for everything: daily chores, blog post topics, bills to pay, groceries, household...
People who didn’t watch LOST 5 Apr 2012 | 12:00 am
I watch a good amount of television. I’m okay with this fact as I’m usually doing something else productive like blogging or folding laundry or wrestling one of my daughter’s toys out of my dog’s mout...
People who aren’t ticklish 31 Mar 2012 | 12:00 am
This morning, my 5-year-old looks at me and says “Mommy, can I tickle you later?” Being the awesome mom I am I hesitate for only a second and then reply “Of course you can”. Now, if you’re ticklish, ...
People who can cut onions without crying 29 Mar 2012 | 12:00 am
They look innocent. They are not. For reasons that are inexplicable to me, about 98.7% of the recipes I cook with involve onions. This is fine because onions are inexpensive and I’ve managed to convi...
Fans of winning teams 27 Mar 2012 | 12:00 am
As baseball season approaches, as a New York Mets fan, I am reminded of one simple fact. I am jealous of people whose teams actually produce winning records. You know, the teams who have fans who ho...
People who are funny on Twitter 24 Mar 2012 | 12:00 am
Twitter is perfect for people like me. I make observations. Lots of observations. In fact, a good friend of mine once told me that I need to write a book titled “You Know What I’ve Noticed” because th...
People Who Live in Clean Houses 22 Mar 2012 | 12:00 am
This car is speaking on behalf of my house. My house is a mess. Not a mess in the hoarders or CPS is going to come and take my child away because it’s completely uninhabitable sense but a mess enoug...
