Lollapapoolza 5 Aug 2013 | 05:16 am

I stocked the freezer with wings and tater tots, but I forgot to get more stuff to drink. I made spinach balls Friday night, two cookie sheets worth that went into the fridge to set. I made sure my ba...

Caturday: 2 cats, 1 girl 3 Aug 2013 | 11:11 pm

a #Lolla of my very own 3 Aug 2013 | 01:29 am

While Grant Park will be full of the best little Camelbak-sporting bros and Lana-bes that the city (and, let’s be honest, it’s suburbs) have to offer, my old ass will be sitting out Lollapalooza 2013....

poolside with Lisa and Jasmine 2 Aug 2013 | 01:09 am

Lightning strikes on the lake near @NavyPier - amazing. — Jasmine Davila (@jasmined) August 01, 2013 I’m cat-sitting in Streeterville until early next week. The cats live in a high-rise near Navy Pi...

an essay for Solo in The 2nd City on the occasion of their first anniversary 14 Feb 2013 | 10:55 am

And then you tweet again when you realize that his dick is the only actual in person real live penis you have seen in a really long time. What is the hashtag for that? Continue reading →

ten for tuesday 23 Jan 2013 | 01:00 am

My theory is that I've eaten so many processed foods, and there are preservatives left in my body that are keeping me alive (if not exactly healthy). Continue reading →

the ghost of Michael Jackson wants me to go to France 16 Jan 2013 | 09:43 pm

I’m currently reading Rosecrans Baldwin’s Paris, I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down. I am really enjoying it, even if it makes me want to get on the blue line, ride all the way to O’Hare, and get...

seven months later 16 Jan 2013 | 12:44 am

2013 will be the year that I am finally done with these Invisalign trays that I should have finished with in March 2011. Continue reading →

dunno. just am. 7 Jun 2012 | 03:49 am

@jasmined Why are you just a bowl full of awesome? — WoodlawnWonder (@WoodlawnWonder) June 6, 2012

audio from “solo in the second city: live at transistor” 6 Jun 2012 | 03:31 am

Carly’s bandmate Jon made a recording of us reading our pieces for Solo In The Second City: Live At Transistor. Hurray Jon! I haven’t listened to my section yet. I bet I sound weird. It’s posted over...