I will never understand fish. 22 Dec 2011 | 01:51 pm

Image used under Creative Commons from ejorpin. Some people are scared of squirrels or rats, shit like that, and I get that.  The teeth, the fur, the rabies – whatever.  Terrifying.  IF YOU’RE AN IDI...

CHIEF oF fire department warning: unicorns causing fires! 22 Jan 2011 | 07:04 pm

Note: I created this post when I was extraordinarily drunk.  I don’t really understand what it’s talking about. This photo may or may not be explained. This is titled: Fucking Unicorns. VIEW FULL L...

March? I’ll damn well run! 27 Feb 2010 | 01:24 am

I’ve found myself becoming irritated by a whole range of things lately.  Because I’m supposed to be working right now I’ve decided to offer up the three things that annoy me the most (my irritation co...

So… 22 Aug 2009 | 01:13 pm

I haven’t updated this blog for a while due to the pressing issues of passing a degree and then being unemployed.  It’s quite hard being unemployed, mainly because I don’t like soap operas.  I’m dread...

A red ant once bit my testicles 22 Aug 2009 | 12:45 pm

… three times. But it got me thinking though.  What do you reckon would be the worst creature to let loose on your family jewels? My choice is the collosal squid: those beaks would cause my knackers...

Because I enjoy wasting my time on Photoshop 1 May 2009 | 03:06 am

Tracks you need in your life 24 Apr 2009 | 06:24 am

This week I’d recommend: Casio Kids - Fot i Hose This track is SICK! I’m loving stuff like this at the moment: fun, dancy, electro-but-played-by-a-full-band. These guys are from Bergen, Norway where...

I tell a mean joke 17 Apr 2009 | 11:34 am

The Apprentice 17 Apr 2009 | 11:00 am

Do you reckon Alan Sugar comes up with his shit one liners and then works a task around them? “Making soap? Sounds more like a soap-opera”. I swear he makes one every week! It’s also dawning on me, t...

Hanging out 20 Mar 2009 | 02:10 am

Ok, so White Ace is officially evil; it has the same probable taste and effect of drinking Satan’s semen. I totally get Dr. Jekyll’s predicament now: he loved his cheeky elixer but it always turned h...