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Pre-Weekend Update 24 Aug 2013 | 06:19 am

Memo to a bunch of you: YOU ARE STILL DUMB. Update time! A lot of recent columns have had even recenter developments, and this is as good a time as any, and better than most, to recap and revisit rec...

Not Like The Other 23 Aug 2013 | 06:57 am

Memo to Allen West and Fox News: NOOOOOOPE. Few things in this world are funnier or sadder than the Republican Revenge Scandal. The classic example of RRS is the phrase "Obama's Katrina". See, Bush f...

Wackiness Continues To Ensue 22 Aug 2013 | 06:57 am

Memo to Pat Robertson, Allen West, and Michele Bachmann: YOU ARE DUMB. Yesterday, we had to be sad and frustrated at the stupid. So today, I think, we need a good laugh. So I'm digging deep to find t...

Going After Family 21 Aug 2013 | 07:20 am

Memo to the UK and its enablers: YOU ARE DUMB. So, in case you were wondering where we're at these days, the British government decided to give us all a bright, shining data point on Sunday. Using a...

Make The Real Fake And The Fake Real 18 Aug 2013 | 06:06 am

Memo to Rick Santorum, Big Hollywood, and Markwayne Mullin: YOU ARE DUMB. Bonus column! And since I spent what would usually have been Spastic Topic Monkey Friday on Racist Psycho Author Friday, let'...

Urban Scott Canard 17 Aug 2013 | 07:50 am

Memo to Orson Scott Card: WAIT, WHAT? As you may recall, yesterday, we covered the general case of Orson Scott Card's weird, paranoid fantasy about an Obama dictatorship. You may know Card from his s...

Beginner's Game 16 Aug 2013 | 06:30 am

Memo to Orson Scott Card: WRAPPING CRAZY IN PAPER WITH "SANE" PRINTED ON IT FOOLS NOBODY. Ah, Orson Scott Card. Science fiction author. Mormon. Rabid homophobe. And, apparently, paranoid anti-Obama t...

Status Quo Safely Maintained 15 Aug 2013 | 06:55 am

Memo to Marsha Blackburn, Joseph Sincavage, and David Brooks: YOU ARE DUMB. Over time, in this space, certain groups have developed a reputation for providing copious amounts of The Dumb. And while I...

The Slowing Of The Stopping 14 Aug 2013 | 02:38 am

Memo to Michael Bloomberg and the NYPD: GO FRISK YOURSELVES. So, for now, NYC's stop-and-frisk policy has been ruled unconstitutional. It only took ten years. TEN YEARS. Five million people had to be...

Sliding Down: The Banister 13 Aug 2013 | 05:56 am

Memo to Stephanie Banister: YOU'RE NOT AUSTRALIA'S SARAH PALIN. You're Australia's Sarah Bachmann. Now, right off the bat, I'd like to apologize to the readership. I know many of you read the column...

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