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Well that’s just Super… 1 Nov 2012 | 01:26 am
All day I’ve been like… “Hey, why aren’t people paying attention to me!?” Then I realized, THIS is the one day of the year that you can wear your underwear on the outside and no one cares. See the com...
The convergence. 29 Oct 2012 | 09:10 pm
Getting out of my car, I notice that a woman and I are converging upon the gym doors from opposite ends of the parking lot. She has her arms full and… Blast it! She’s ahead of me. I increase my … Cont...
A serious shortage of things that pop. 29 Oct 2012 | 12:12 am
It’s too bad you can’t pop other things as easily as you can pop corn. I mean, can you imagine how delicious a bag of popapples would be? Or popraspberries? I’d even go for popbabycarrots or big bag o...
It’s for the best. 28 Oct 2012 | 09:40 pm
Every day I lie to the cardio machine when it asks me how old I am. And every day it lies to me when it tells me how many calories I’ve burned. We have a mutual understanding. It’s for the … Continue ...
My “fame” is chronologically challenged. 28 Oct 2012 | 09:00 pm
Back in 2009 someone recognized me in a Las Vegas book store from a photo of me on my web site. And this morning someone on an online dating site said they recognized me because one of their friends l...
Zero game. 27 Oct 2012 | 10:07 pm
Pick up line that didn’t work for me at the gym today: “I WOULD MARRY YOU!” No idea what I’m doing wrong. – Facebook comment: “Well if that’s the very first thing that came out of your mouth to a … Co...
Baseball. 27 Oct 2012 | 01:51 am
I wonder if the people who pull up severely short at stop lights are the same people who — when they’re playing baseball — run around the bases and then stop before they get to home plate? What? You s...
That awkward few moments… 26 Oct 2012 | 09:31 pm
That awkward few moments when you stand waving your hands under the faucet and no water comes out. And then you see the handles. Because no, it’s not an automatic faucet like at your previous gym. I f...
The old man at the post office. 25 Oct 2012 | 01:07 pm
I step out of my car at the post office and walk towards the doors. An older gentleman — grey hair, crooked teeth, wearing glasses with another pair of large sunglasses over them — exits and walks up ...
Oh gravity. You so silly. 24 Oct 2012 | 10:50 pm
Well that’s funny… all the weights are heavier at this new gym than the last one. Or maybe I just didn’t eat my spinach… On Facebook
