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The Kings are Ugly 26 Aug 2013 | 05:03 pm
Recently it came to my attention that the Los Angeles Kings of Los Angeles are ugly. U-G-L-Y, they ain't got no alibi, they ugly. Yeah, they ugly. The news came from the number one source for hockey n...
The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Orthodox Edition 26 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm
I'll say this one good thing about Pavel Datsyuk coming out of the closet as a homophobe this week: it sure made for some funny Twittering. Thanks, Pavel! The Ukranian Hacking Scandal that broke on ...
Political Argument Refugee Camp 23 Aug 2013 | 08:36 pm
The comments of this post are a political argument safe zone. You can say whatever stupid shit you want and we (probably) won't ban you.
Sheldon Souray, Mark Fistric, and the Serious Nature of Wrist Injuries 21 Aug 2013 | 12:46 am
Earlier today, the Anaheim Ducks announced that Sheldon Souray tore a ligament in his wrist back in mid July during an off-ice workout. As a result, Souray is out for four to six months as he recovers...
The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: DangerGolf Edition 19 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm
It seemed like it might be tough for this past week to top the previous one in terms of hockey comedy, since it wouldn't have the Gretzky trade anniversary or the Devils' financial troubles to provide...
Left Wing Mystery Date 15 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm
While we all want to be involved in a foursome with Jarret Stoll (Paulina Gretzky optional), one player in the Kings' batch of underwhelming left wing talent has the prospect of completing the trio of...
Offseason BoC Site Analytics: Hot Girls! 14 Aug 2013 | 01:00 am
Sometimes it's fun to go under the hood of our website here and find out what really makes things tick. What's bringing the visitors in? What brings them crawling back for more? What's inside of the h...
The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Sympathy for the Devils Edition 12 Aug 2013 | 08:13 pm
You all did a much better job being funny on Twitter this week than last week, thanks in part to some actual hockey events in the news for you people to make fun of. Between the Devils' money problems...
The National Horror League: Pacific Division 9 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm
The off-season, as we all know, is a time of horror. So what better time could there possibly be to indulge in some NHL-themed scary stories? What's that you say? Halloween would be a better time? ....
Express Yourself 8 Aug 2013 | 09:08 pm
I won't bore you all to tears about the details surrounding the Wayne Gretzky trade as there are thousands of other posts out right now. Instead, we shall just take a look back at it's lasting legacy....