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Ye chaman bhai ka area hai 21 Jul 2008 | 09:43 pm
Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai….Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, au...
Naughty SMS 2 (11-20) 21 Jul 2008 | 09:37 pm
11. ahishek on suhagraat “teri aankho me doob jau, teri zulfo me kho jaau, tere jumke pe jhool jaau, aish: neeche bhi utrega ya salman ko bulaun…….. 12. Kya zamana aa gaya hai, Idea waalo ne had...
Biwi aur Bra 21 Jul 2008 | 09:36 pm
ek admi shadi ke ek week bad apni biwi ki nayi bra lene jata hai. Dukandar size puchta hai to wo kahta ha size ka dhyan nahi ap bra dikhaye mai btata hu. Dukandar use har size dikhata hai. Sabse ch...
Nawab ka Lund 21 Jul 2008 | 09:30 pm
ek baar ek nawab hota hai. Waqt ke saath nawabi chali jati hai or khane peene ke vande ho jate hai. ek din aakhir gareebi se dukhi hoker kuch paise ka jugad karne ke sochte hai or mohalley ke sare ...
Ek tatte wala aadmi 21 Jul 2008 | 09:29 pm
Ek Aadmi ke Sirf ek tatte hote hain, woh job interview ke liye jaata hai.. Inteview pass karne ke baad, woh Interviewer se kehta hai uske sirf ek hee tatte hai, yeh sunkar Interviwer uska Job Confir...
GANPATRAI – Bihari & British Family 21 Jul 2008 | 09:28 pm
Due to the way our Hindi was spoken/pronounced by those British then in India (as examplified in Lagaan!!), see the following self- explanatory: GANPAT RAI Bihari,(who really needs a job) is being...
Pehalwan aur Hakeem 21 Jul 2008 | 09:25 pm
Pehalwan: -mere Tatte neele Ho gaye hain Madrasi hakeem: – kaat ke nikalne padenge, zehar fail gaya hai Pehalwan :- kaat de (2 Din baad) Pehalwan:- Mera Lun V nila Ho gaya Hai. Madrasi Hakeem:- y...
Non-Veg SMS Vol. 1 21 Jul 2008 | 09:23 pm
Pehalwan Singh to a girl: Wat’s ur name? Girl: Carmen. Pehalwan: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Girl: B’coz I like Cars and Men. What’s ur name? Pehalwan: CHUTÏNDER B00BIYA =================================...
Naughty SMS 1 (1-10) 21 Jul 2008 | 09:22 pm
1. Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola, ” in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi le jayege.? 2. Ek ladki dusri ko: Kal Sapnay main Mujhe...
Santa Banta aur tatti 21 Jul 2008 | 09:22 pm
santa-banta kahin highway per jaa rahe they, achanak santa ko tatti aa gayi, santa road ke kinaare chhupkar tatti karta hai…baad mein ussey pounchhne ko kuchh nahi milta, usne banta ko awaaz di…. “o...
