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Female NFL Fans Furious Over New League’s Anti-Purse Laws 19 Aug 2013 | 09:31 pm
More Obama-era tyranny has ravaged another American past-time: NFL football. Female fans who want to go watch a game this year are in for a big shock: body scanners and purse bans. The Obama Administr...
Female Russian Athletes Kiss to Defy Soviet Vladimir Putin’s Anti-Gay Olympic Laws 19 Aug 2013 | 09:07 pm
Two firm, fit athletes from Russia kiss to defy Vladimir Putin’s new anti-American gay laws. Moscow, Russia – For years I have warned the world that “Russia” is just a sham and that the true Soviet Un...
God Explodes Japanese Volcano 500th Time This Year To Destroy Fukushima Godzilla Creature Nests 19 Aug 2013 | 04:33 am
Behold the power of God! Wammo! Here we see God is nuking Mount Mordor outside Fukushima, because within a fiery volcano Satan is using all the Fukushima nuclear reactant runoff to splice DNA and crea...
Drugs, Racism, and Mostly Naked Trainers All In The Pokemon Games 9 Aug 2013 | 12:37 pm
Dearest Comrades, Let me be the first to point out to you all that the Pokémon games have tempted and cheated your sons and daughters into tricking your eyes that they are noble and dedicated Christia...
Chinese Man Tries To Sneak On Plane With Pet Turtle Disguised as Cheeseburger 3 Aug 2013 | 10:52 am
Chinese man tries to sneak on plane with pet turtle disguised as cheeseburger One resourceful man from China tried to sneak his pet turtle through customs by hiding the creature in a hamburger contain...
Cross of Jesus Found? Proves Christianity Is Real 3 Aug 2013 | 09:32 am
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Atheists worldwide tremble in fear tonight, because archaeologists have found the cross of Jesus. Everyone from Richard Dawk...
German Mother Pops Out 13.47 Pound Baby, Vaginally 2 Aug 2013 | 05:29 am
Sin-shooter, neighbor-of-anus, the slurping salmon. Call it what you will, but somewhere in Germany a mother popped out a 13.47 pound baby, vaginally. Shocked Asian doctor to the right cannot even ca...
Queen Elizabeth Delivers World War III Speech, Declares War on “Irreverant, Infant Nations, Especially America” 2 Aug 2013 | 05:03 am
London, England – In a shocking display of long-forgotten regal fury, the Queen of England perched herself upon her throne and declared war upon the entire world. Calling it her “World War III” speec...
Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle, Covert Lesbian Dog-Trainers To Blame? 1 Aug 2013 | 09:08 pm
Trumann, Arkansas – A terrifying, impromptu savaging carried out by a dog is being hailed as a victory by a rag-tag troupe of lesbians in Arkansas. Poinsett County reports a Trumann man woke up early ...
Is the HyperLoop an attack on the Christian Family? 29 Jul 2013 | 12:06 am
A white Christian man cannot read the newspaper these days without running into an article dripping with excitement over Elon Musk. So I decided it was my duty to find out who this man is and what doe...
