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This Rotten World: Chapter 4 – Rudy 27 Aug 2013 | 08:02 am
Rudy pulled the pin on the grenade. He calmly cooked it for three seconds and then threw it into the middle of the group. It exploded sending showers of gore everywhere. He laughed into his mic as the...
This Rotten World: Chapter 3 – Mort 27 Aug 2013 | 07:58 am
Mort tossed and turned under the Interstate bridge. The chill of the evening had snuck up on him, but he had gotten so comfortable sleeping without a blanket in the last two weeks, the first days of s...
This Rotten World: Chapter 2 – Joan 27 Aug 2013 | 07:54 am
Her phone rang at 2 A.M. Being on call was literally the worst thing that had ever happened to her… yet. There she had been dreaming about swimming in warm ocean water as blue as a Smurf’s bottom whil...
You’re Next – Movie Drinking Games 26 Aug 2013 | 10:55 am
This drinking game is to be played with You’re Next and some beer. 1 drink – every time you see someone in a mask 1 drink – every time you see the words “You’re Next” 1 drink – every time you see b...
You’re Next (2011) – Movie Reviews 26 Aug 2013 | 10:54 am
Alright… I’m officially fed up with the whole mask thing in horror movies. Yeah… it can be creepy, but now it seems like every movie is just plopping a mask on some motherfuckers and having them run a...
Kick-Ass 2 – Movie Drinking Games 26 Aug 2013 | 10:07 am
This drinking game is to be played with Kick-Ass 2 and some beer. 1 drink – every time someone dies 1 drink – every time someone says “superhero” 1 drink – every time someone says a superhero name ...
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) – Movie Reviews 26 Aug 2013 | 10:06 am
As the credits rolled on Kick-Ass, I remember thinking about how lame it was that they killed Big Daddy off. Sure, Kick-Ass and Hit Girl were ok, but it was Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy that made the fil...
Reindeer Games – Movie Drinking Games 26 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am
This drinking game is to be played with Reindeer Games and a mug of hot chocolate… or you can play with beer. 1 drink – every time someone says “convict” 1 drink – every time someone says “Nick” 1 ...
Reindeer Games (2000) – Movie Reviews 26 Aug 2013 | 08:58 am
Everyone hates Reindeer Games. I love it. Few movies are as deliciously awful as Reindeer Games. The hilarity that this film supplies is second to none. While some will tell you that it is a bad movie...
Chapter 2: The Doctor – The Vocabulariast: Post-Apocalyptic Survivor in Waiting 24 Aug 2013 | 06:57 am
Foreword *Note: If you have already read the foreword, then you don’t need to read it again, because it will be the same every time.* The Vocabulariast: Post-Apocalyptic Survivor in Waiting is a ser...
