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Independence Day Has Many Secrets 4 Jul 2013 | 11:11 pm
You don't ever forget your first — blog post that is. When The Slanch Report started over 3 years ago we burst onto the scene with an explosive series of revelations about the truth-telling properties...
Rays Suspend Minor Leaguer for Bad Grammar (Maybe) 30 May 2013 | 05:48 am
The Tampa Bay Rays have suspended Josh Sale, their 2010 first-round pick, for conduct detrimental to the organization, the team announced Wednesday. "Threw 50 cents at a stripper tonight. First time....
The Yankees Label Chicago Beer "Imported" 25 May 2013 | 12:00 am
Forgive them Lord, they know not what they do. In the world of the New York Yankees, the earth revolves around them, NY is the team's land and everything else is foreign territory. All of which goes...
Andre the Giant Gets Brought to Life (Size) in CT 19 Apr 2013 | 04:19 am
Employees at the WWE headquarters in sunny Stamford, Connecticut now have a new life-sized statue of Andre the Giant to greet them in the mornings. Who says going to work has to be boring! However, s...
Floyd Mayweather and Larry King Pose for Scariest Threesome Invite Photo Ever 13 Apr 2013 | 02:20 am
Don't get me wrong, clearly this photo of Floyd Mayweather and Larry King just DRIPS S-E-X but all I can think of is it serving as the invitation to a Eyes Wide Shut style sex party. Add to that image...
A Shameless Cubs Doppelganger 11 Apr 2013 | 02:56 am
After earning All-American honors as a wide receiver at Notre Dame, Jeff Samardzija opted for a career path that involved a lot fewer gigantic men looking to hit you with their bodies as hard as possi...
I'm Coming BACK! 11 Apr 2013 | 02:47 am
Listen, I know I've been beyond delinquent in updating this site. It's almost inexcusable. However, the good news is that after five years doing this blog I'm not ready to give it up. However, I'm not...
Lip Reading with the NFL is Fun! 17 Jan 2013 | 07:39 am
"I found Fido!" If this didn't make you laugh you're flat out dead inside.
Patriots Fan Gets the Worst Tattoo Ever 17 Jan 2013 | 07:36 am
I'm not one for adorning my body with tattoos for the sports teams I love but hey, that's what works for some people. However, one New England Patriots fan might want to reconsider his decision to fea...
Live in Barry Bonds Home for a Mere $25M 17 Jan 2013 | 07:30 am
The economic downturn did little to affect the bottom line for the 1%, even those under house arrest. Over his career Barry Bonds made over $180M in salary alone and he's showing himself to be a smart...
