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Jimmy Savile’s diary 17 Oct 2012 | 02:33 pm
Apparently the police just found Jimmy Savile’s diary. Last entry was 12 years old.
Jimmy Savile’s headstone 17 Oct 2012 | 02:31 pm
Jimmy Savile’s family have removed his headstone out of respect for the public. It just leaves a small hole with no bush around it… Just what Jimmy would have wanted.
Jimmy Savile’s last request 17 Oct 2012 | 02:28 pm
Jimmy Savile’s last request was for his ashes to be put into an Etch-a-Sketch so that kids could continue to fiddle with his knob
Litigation 4 Sep 2012 | 10:45 pm
I’m currently in a law suit with Apple, they are claiming copyright infringement on my gold plated butt plugs… apparently they have a patent on overpriced crap for assholes
If your dog does a poo…. 1 Apr 2012 | 07:19 pm
Biometric checks 29 Mar 2012 | 08:15 pm
Is it just me or do you reckon these new biometric checks are getting a bit beyond a joke…
Choirboys 20 Mar 2012 | 06:29 am
Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I’m a bit worried. You’ve known this priest a long time. What would he give for committing buggery? Choirboy 2: Two chocolate bars.
